This afternoon is totally nuts!. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling dumbfounded. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I saw a cat wearing a hat. It appeared totally unfazed. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Truly You Don't Believe It!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just more info nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't understand what just occurred. I was driving down the street out of nowhere this massive bird came out of a tree. It was holding a gold coin! This is the truth. It just stood there for a moment, flew up into the sky. I am so confused by what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe that? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's beyond|belief. I assert this is {thetrutth. That story is so outrageous, I almost think it's . true.

• Maybe it was a dream? {I just can'tfigure out this.

You Won't Believe This

This discovery is absolutely outrageous. I can't wrap my head around what I've just heard. It's like adream come true. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This is unbelievable.